Church of Skeitan: Seitan Steak Bowls

(Seitan Steak Fajita Bowls) Prep time: 1 hour (rice and seitan can be prepared simultaneously). As I mentioned briefly in my Halloween recipe, skateboarding has never been entirely separated from satanic lore, whether it’s in jest or symptomatic of legitimate worship (take, for instance, this recipe’s namesake: Santa Barbara’s most infamous skate shop and producer […]

Tom-Peh Stuffed Shrooms

(Tempeh-Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms) What can I say about Tom Penny that wasn’t already said in his Menikmati intro seventeen years ago?  Skateboarding’s humble equivalent of Where’s Waldo has amassed a decades-long following with unassuming ease (indeed, one might even assume he’s oblivious to it).  While few (if any) skateboarders have ever lost themselves in the […]

Black Bean Tempeh Bowl

Prep time: 20 minutes.  Cook time: 15 minutes. In 2006 I traveled through Oregon with my mom, grandma, younger brother and a friend of my mother’s visiting from Austria.  I had just graduated high school and while all my friends were road tripping together and sewing their wild oats before college, I was traveling with […]