Church of Skeitan: Seitan Steak Bowls

(Seitan Steak Fajita Bowls) Prep time: 1 hour (rice and seitan can be prepared simultaneously). As I mentioned briefly in my Halloween recipe, skateboarding has never been entirely separated from satanic lore, whether it’s in jest or symptomatic of legitimate worship (take, for instance, this recipe’s namesake: Santa Barbara’s most infamous skate shop and producer…

Tom-Peh Stuffed Shrooms

(Tempeh-Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms) What can I say about Tom Penny that wasn’t already said in his Menikmati intro seventeen years ago?  Skateboarding’s humble equivalent of Where’s Waldo has amassed a decades-long following with unassuming ease (indeed, one might even assume he’s oblivious to it).  While few (if any) skateboarders have ever lost themselves in the…

Black Bean Tempeh Bowl

Prep time: 20 minutes.  Cook time: 15 minutes. In 2006 I traveled through Oregon with my mom, grandma, younger brother and a friend of my mother’s visiting from Austria.  I had just graduated high school and while all my friends were road tripping together and sewing their wild oats before college, I was traveling with…