(Dairy-free Strawberry, Pumpkin and Pecan Pie Ice Cream Pie Cups) Thanksgiving is upon us. The whole month of November we’re told by social media (1) not to shave, apparently; and (2) to reflect on what we’re thankful for. Unsurprisingly, many of us are thankful for skateboarding. A quick search on Instagram of #ThankYouSkateboarding yields almost…
Category: Recipes
Church of Skeitan: Seitan Steak Bowls
(Seitan Steak Fajita Bowls) Prep time: 1 hour (rice and seitan can be prepared simultaneously). As I mentioned briefly in my Halloween recipe, skateboarding has never been entirely separated from satanic lore, whether it’s in jest or symptomatic of legitimate worship (take, for instance, this recipe’s namesake: Santa Barbara’s most infamous skate shop and producer…
The Travel Pack
(Easy travel-friendly snacks inspired by Ryan Clements’ relentless travel schedule, including banana mango fruit leather, almond butter coffee bites and roasted pumpkin seed trail mix) As much as I fantasize about being out in the streets destroying spots, I’d be remiss if I didn’t admit that a more dormant fantasy of mine has always been…
Screaming Vegan Butterfingers
(modified from One Green Planet’s 5-Ingredient Butterfingers) Prep time: 10 minutes (and freeze for several hours); bake time: 15 minutes (and freeze for 1 hour). If there’s common ground between skateboarding and Halloween (and I suspect that there’s plenty), it starts with a healthy appreciation for grotesque imagery. Both Halloween and skateboarding relish in skulls,…
#BasicSkitch: Pumpkin Spice Quinoa and Ginger Tofu
Prep time: 90 minutes (for draining/marinating); Bake time: 20 minutes. As the leaves start to change color and fall brings mercy on overheated skaters in every state except Texas, certain trends are inevitable, like the rise in #basic autumn accoutrements, such as Uggs and jeggings, and an abundance of pumpkin spice everything, from lattes to…
Salad Grinds and Bean Plants 